HAIRYT DOWNTOWN 354 Yonge St. 2nd floor (416) 596-8002
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JANUARY SPECIALS

ROLE-PLAYING GAMES:
20% off all 4th Ed D& D
20% off PAIZO (i.e. Pathfinder)

MANGA & GRAPHIC NOVELS*:
U.S. COVER PRICE,10% OFF DC Books,
(Members: 10% OFF U.S. price on Manga)
(Members: 20% OFF U.S. price on TPBS, 30% DC)

BOARD GAMES:
30% OFF ALL Board Games
35% OFF ON TUESDAYS

MINIATURES:
40% off all BATTLETECH

Nano Dots

BACK IN STOCK! MOST.
AWESOME.
GEEK.
TOY.
EVER!

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TOO BIG TO FAIL, OR TOO STUPID TO LIVE?
(AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A FREE LUNCH?)

There's only so much any one person can do to combat the rapacious and malevolent greed that is devouring this planet in the guise of various governments and mega-businesses. But for what it's worth, I'm willing to buy 100 lunches for 100 people - the first 100 people to close an account at one of the big banks and open one with a credit union. The amount of our money that these parasites devour from our pockets is literally criminal. Our government is complicit in the giga-crime ($70,000,000,000 bailout, anyone?). Just how many people can you buy off with a sliver of $70,000,000,000 anyway? Why are people starving in the streets, or barely making ends meet for years at a time, while malicious banking gnomes are syphoning entire markets of wealth into their clever little fiefdoms of ill-gotten gazillions? Some of the responsibility is ours, because we empower them by dealing with them at all. To ignore something is even more powerful than attacking it in many respects. So by digging the evil roots of the banks right out of our personal lives, we can deprive them of the means to continue, and empower local alternatives - like the neighbourhood credit union.

One more thing: The mortgage (a literal contract until death) is the backbone of the banking cartels. The scam is run by illegally inventing fraudulent wealth on their books by simple ledger (now computerized) entry when providing "loans", and collecting untold zillions in real sweat equity as us suckers repay actual dollars at the risk of losing our homes or cars or businesses. It's a heck of a racket, and if you ever look around and wonder what's wrong with the world, then you should know that it's largely our continued tolerance for the lowest form of human parasite - the crooked international bankers - and their atrocious schemes (that are completely illegal in the observant muslim world, by the way, which might help you understand a lot of that more recent nonsense as well). To address this horrendous quagmire of evil consequence and ignorant complicity, I will also give $50 worth of product from the store if you switch a mortgage away from one of the big banks and over to a credit union. I'll bet you've been meaning to get around to it anyway. The nice people at the bank branch are obviously not serial liars, thieves, and murderers - but the clowns running that circus certainly are.

If anyone has any other good ideas on correcting or dissolving the big banks, feel free to let me know. Meanwhile, 100 free lunches await. Just drop me an e-mail at Leon@HairyT.com to advise me of your triumphant affirmation of financial sovereignty and arrange a time and place for lunch. Alternately mail correspondence to Leon c/o Hairy Tarantula 354 Yonge St. Toronto Ont. M5B-1S5. I will post updates periodically. Let's play a different game...

Leon's Past Rants Click Here.

 

DARK ASCENSION PRE-RELEASES (sealed format)
HairyT North, $25, bonus foil card included
#1: Sat (late Fri!) Jan 28th at 12:02 am
#2: Sat Jan 28th at 1:00 pm
#3: Sun Jan 29th at 1:00 pm

DARK ASCENSION RELEASE PARTIES (sealed)
HairyT North, $25, bonus foil card included
#1: Sat Feb 4th at 1:00 pm
#2: Sun Feb 5th at 1:00 pm

GRAND PRIX TRIAL Lincoln (Modern format)
HairyT North Sun Jan 7th, $20

GRAND PRIX TRIAL Baltimore (Standard format)
HairyT North Sun Jan 15th, $20

LEGACY FORMAT MAGIC (MOX with 24 players)
*may be an Indiana GRAND PRIX TRIAL
HairyT North Saturday January 21st at 1pm -
$20 register from 11am

COMMANDER (EDH) every MONDAY - FREE!
HairyT North from 4pm to 10pm

FRIDAY NIGHT MAGIC (Standard)
HairyT North at 6:30p.m.
$5 - all admissions to top 4 prize pool

ECONOMY DRAFT every Saturday
Hairy T North at 1:30pm - ONLY $10!
Winner gets $1.25 in credit per player

STANDARD every SUNDAY at 1:30p.m.
HairyT North (6979 Yonge St. at Steeles)
$5 - all admissions to top 4 prize pool

DAILY DOWNTOWN DRAFTS:
Sundays 7pm, Mondays 8pm, Thursdays 8pm,
$15, Top 3 win packs / promos

For more information on Magic events at Hairy Tarantula
or HTNorthe-mail us at Magic@HairyT.com

WE BUY USED MANGA!

 

GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE
$5, $10, and $20 denominations.

 

the HairyT
now accepts
and distributes
Toronto Dollars

 

 

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NEXT DOWNTOWN EVENT:
Sat., January 21st

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655 BAY STREET

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OUTSTANDING RESEARCHER AND REPORTER CHRISTOPHER STORY POISONED TO DEATH FOR HIS EFFORTS:

Avail yourself of his work if you've the temerity: www.worldreports.org/news I've been keeping up with these reports for 4 years; they are not "theories" despite delineating massive conspiracies. Mr. Story received numerous death threats during this time, and bravely, selflessly continued his work, on behalf of all of us, knowing full well that his murder was one of only two possible results. Truly, a giant of a man has been overwhelmed by tiny, evil, savage sub-humans. They've killed his body, but could find no purchase on his immortal soul. God Bless Christopher Story.